Author Archives: Topless Pulp London

About Topless Pulp London

The London branch of New York's original Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Soceity.

Wet N Wild MegaLast Matte Lipstick in ‘Stoplight Red’: Review & Swatches

Ok, I’m just going to go right ahead and say it: This lipstick beats the pants off of MAC’s Ruby Woo. Yep. This drugstore cheapie is truly a diamond in the rough. I’m your standard red lipstick fanatic, constantly on … Continue reading

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Makeup Revolution’s Vivid Baked Blusher in ‘Loved Me the Best’: Review & Swatches

I’ve never been hugely into blush. Lipstick has always been my main focus. And since I fell in love with NARS Orgasm and Super Orgasm blushes more than 10 years ago, when I was just getting into makeup, I haven’t … Continue reading

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Makeup Revolution Lipstick in DEPRAVED: Review & Lip Swatches

Cosmetics nerds have been all a-buzz since Makeup Revolution hit Superdrug shelves here in the UK. The brand offers lipstick, lipgloss, matte liquid lipstick, highlighter, balm + lipstick combos, blush, foundation, concealer, and eyeshadow for peanuts. Fun lipstick for £1? I … Continue reading

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Clinique Almost Lipstick in Black Honey: Review & Lip Swatches

Black Honey – part of Clinique’s Almost Lipstick range – is one those cult classic products that everyone who loves cosmetics has heard of, much like MAC’s Ruby Woo. I first found out about Black Honey via my effortlessly stylish … Continue reading

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Life Update!

Ooph! Apologies for the radio silence. My second, and penultimate, year of nursing school has just come to an end. Coursework and clinical placements have been eating all of my spare time, which is always at a premium at best, … Continue reading

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Review! NARS Dragon Girl Velvet Matte Lip Pencil

I am really into red lipstick. Really into it. About a year ago, I bought Revlon’s Cherry Blossom. Since then, it’s just been a mad spiral of red lipstick insanity. NARS Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in the shade called Dragon … Continue reading

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From the Crypt: Pretty Bones

My latest photo shoot for up-and-coming Gothic jewellery company, The Crypt Of Curiosities, featured an elegant pair of earrings. Silver ribcages dangle under jet black and vermilion Swarovski crystals, with silver teeth hanging further below.   These earrings blur the … Continue reading

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